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Introducing: The Barnacle Preservation Society

Introducing: The Barnacle Preservation Society

Here at GASmtg we’re about more than just laughs – despite what appearances may suggest – and today we’re reaching out to you for assistance on behalf of a non-profit charity that’s doing great work around the globe, the Barnacle Preservation Society. Barnacles, or ‘barns’ as they are more commonly known, are the lifeblood of […]

This Machine Kills Netdeckers – Episode 37: Hard Work Pays Off

This Machine Kills Netdeckers – Episode 37: Hard Work Pays Off

Following his victory at the recent RPTQ, outer-Melbourne-all-star Trent Clarke joins the cast to give his thoughts on standard and making the tour (of professionals). Official: @tmkncast Trent ‘King in the North’ Clarke: @xxdarkhorsex Chifley ‘Breaker of Chains’ Cole: @chifleycole Maitland ‘Sand Snakes’ Cameron: @maitlandcameron Music Credits: Guided by Voices – Twilight Campfighter Guided by […]

Australian Magic Team In Crisis

Australian Magic Team In Crisis

Breaking News: As a part of the recent citizenship turmoil within high ranking Australian officials, it has been found that the captain of the 2016 Australian Team and captain elect of the 2017 team, David Mines, is in fact a dual citizen of England, making him ineligible to stand for the position under Section 44. […]

How to be a Good Wizard in a Rural Area

How to be a Good Wizard in a Rural Area

So you’ve decided to be a wizard even though you live in rural Australia! Trust me: It’s not all the movies make it out to be! If a giant bearded guy breaks down the front door of your beachfront holiday home and drags you away, it won’t be whilst bellowing “You’re a wizard, Harry!” If […]

The Kyoto Punt

The Kyoto Punt

When I wasn’t exporting the cringiest in Australian idioms to the wider world from the booth at PT Hour of Devastation, I was in the feature match area as a spotter. You end up with feet as sore as a Straya Day sunburn, but it’s the best seat in the house to watch the biggest […]

This Machine Kills Netdeckers – Episode 36: Shorter and Sweeter

This Machine Kills Netdeckers – Episode 36: Shorter and Sweeter

Maitland and Chifley are back… now in 30 minute form! Chris Cousens joins the crew this week to discuss Modern, Standard, draft, Nationals and more Modern! Official: @tmkncast Chris ‘Premium Removal’ Cousens: Twitter status unknown! Maitland ‘Filler Creature’ Cameron: @maitlandcameron Chifley ‘Foil Basic’ Cole: @chifleycole Music Credits: Guided by Voices – Twilight Campfighter Guided by […]

Introducing the Australian Pro Tour Kyoto Team

Introducing the Australian Pro Tour Kyoto Team

Pro Tour: Kyoto is right around the corner; and my thesis is almost complete – so that means that it’s time for another instalment of AUSTRALIANS AT THE PRO TOUR! Anthony Lee The Tyrant King of Western Australia, namesake of team MTG Bent Card, Anthony Lee – or The Tone Bone, as he insists on […]

This Machine Kills Netdeckers – Episode 35: Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad

This Machine Kills Netdeckers – Episode 35: Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad

It was a big weekend for TMKN with both co-host Chifley Cole and regular guest Tim Hughes qualifying for the Pro Tour!!! Listen to them discuss: how they got there, carrying Maitland at the team GP, and the first ANNOUNCEMENT DAY! Official: @tmkncast Tim ‘In the B Seat’ Hughes: Twitter status unknown! Maitland ‘In the […]